Oct 26, 2010


Song of the Day: TV on the Radio - Ambulance

Tomorrow is my last day of work. Saturday, I move out of my flat. Monday, I move out of my country.
Super Excited.

Image of the Day:

Oct 7, 2010


Song of the Day: Deja Voodoo - Feelings (NSFW)

Not giving a Fuck.

Image of the Day (Venn Diagrams, I love you):

Oct 6, 2010

Casual Update

 Song of the Day: Cee-Lo Green - Fuck You

 I made a second blog, for my more serious thoughts. If you're interested, its here: The Mountain That Is Life

Its been a hard, annoying day so I'm gonna go drink whiskey and watch "The Shield".

Image of the Day(wish I knew where this came from, might do a tineye search later):

Oct 5, 2010

Successful Night

Song of the Day: Dr Dre - Forgot about Dre

If you're like me, and enjoy bizarre-ness and drawings, go check out The Invisible Hair Suit's comics.
Heres a few of my favourites:
Where Old People Go
A Vision
Lying Arthur

I wrote up a spiel on the Yin and Yang symbol and how it shows the short-sightedness in modern religions, but I feel its a bit too serious for this blog. I might make a separate blog for all the serious stuff I wanna post, watch this space.

I found a whole load of funny images, enough for a week; success!

Image of the Day:

Oct 4, 2010

Dark Post

Song of the Day: The Bloody Beetroots - Warp 1977 (feat. Steve Aoki and Boberman)

I was feeling creative today, so jotted down this little piece of misery:

And my greatest disease is letting the passion of the tongue control the passion of the mind.
It makes me slow and weak, shortsighted and gives me the unease of knowing this burden will be my death.
And the only way to cure it is to rip apart myself. Rip apart me and fling my cancers to the wind and yell "Enough!"
And keep doing it day after day until the pain numbs. And I'm half the man I used to be.
But which organ do I tear first?

It's good feeling creative, I just wish I knew how to get into that "creative zone" more often. Any ideas?

Check out today's Song of the Day, its dark and dancey (a strange combination but it seems to work).

Image of the Day(not funny, just awesome):

Work Time!

Song of the Day: Mr Bungle - Goodbye Sober Day

Heres a quick update before I head to work, solely because I wanted to post this picture. Have a great day everyone!

Oct 3, 2010

Killing Time

Ivor Cutler - Good Morning, How are you? Shut Up

Its 11.37pm and I'm waiting for the clothes drier to finish so that I can put my second load of laundry in and goto bed. Damn towels.

Because I have nothing else to say, random links:
Obscene Latin Poem: Catullus 16
Necessary reading for every blogger: [GUIDE] How To Link Your Blog To Your 'Google Friend Connect' Icon
SMBC(today's image is one of his comics): Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Image of the Day:

Oct 2, 2010

Kung Fu

Song of the Day: Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops

I just watched the movie Ip Man. Its the story of Ip Man(or Yip Man), the Wing Chun fighter who later become Bruce Lee's Trainer/Master. The fight scenes are amazing and there are bouts of humour to lighten the mood. It's the best Kung Fu film I've seen since Ong Bak.
Ip Man 2 is out in video rental stores and I've been told its even better than Ip Man 1, I can't wait to see it.

More info on the Ip Man movie.
Fight scene from the movie. Ip Man vs 10 Japanese Martial Artists

Know any good Kung Fu films I should see? Please leave a comment.

Since it's Saturday, todays image is a cat:

Monty Python

Song of the Day: Sit on my Face

The song of the day is from my favourite comedy group, Monty Python. Lyrics to the song:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

Whats your favourite Monty Python skit? or, your favourite comedy routine ever (unrelated to Monty Python)?

An oldie but a goodie (open for best viewing):

Sep 30, 2010


Song of the Day: Agalloch - Our Fortress is Burning 2 - Bloodbirds

I've been pondering for awhile about bodily functions and have come to the conclusion that toenails are obsolete. We've come up with secondary uses for them, like scratching your leg when your hands are full or painting them with polish; however I cannot think of a single primary use for toenails in humans.
All mine do are sit around in my socks and get ingrown every once in a while. Please educate me to a use for them, if you've discovered one.

I thoroughly enjoyed this picture(click to open in full size for best viewing):

Ridiculous Food

Song of the Day: Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Drunk Daddy

I was randomly searching and came across this recipe on an image board's archive site. Its 58 steps long and takes about a month to create. Although I would never dare make it, it is good for a read.
Bacon Leviathan (NSFW)

Please comment if you know any other Ridiculous Food recipes.

Todays image is dedicated to my flatmate Phil:

Sep 29, 2010

Dumb Things You've Heard

Song of the Day: Dear Mama

Speaking of dumb people(from the last post)...
I was hanging out with my Friend Liam and his friend Jess (who was not know for her brains). She said something idiotic and Liam replied with a hearty "You're so obtuse Jess".
When asked what obtuse meant, Liam (being the smartass he is) went to get the dictionary for her and told her the definition.
Obtuse: Lacking intelligence or being insensitive.
Without batting an eye, she replied "But I'm not insensitive!"

What dumb things have you heard out of someone's mouth? Please leave a comment.

For your viewing pleasure, Arnie's Cookbook:

Sep 28, 2010


Song of the Day: Bitches Ain't Shit

Theres too many people in this world that just cruise through life. I used to be one of them. Too long was I self-induced into an education coma, bought on by drugs, alcohol and apathy.
I've started reading the newspaper, because i'm tired of knowing little about the world. The media, throughout their flaws such as bias and money-grabbing, provide an essential service of spreading information throughout the world. I generally skip to the World sections, because the news in New Zealand is only interesting if you like murder or politics.

I asked my co-worker what she thought of Kim Jong-il being suceeded, only to recieve a blank stare. I asked her what she thought of North Korea, and recieved the reply "that's in Tibet right?"

You've got to be educated, because you don't want to look like a dumb bitch.


Sep 27, 2010


Song of the Day: Dance This Mess Around

Don't order coffee after 4pm.
Don't talk about the weather.
Don't name your daughter Chris.
Eat Sauerkraut.

Tu MirĂ¡

Sep 25, 2010

Alfalfa Sprout

Have you ever pondered about the mystery surrounding Alfalfa Sprout?
The way he moves, Alfalfa Sprout, slinking and spinning and swimming about.
He moves in time and sings devine this great green ghost of lime.
So fine, so fine, so fine in lime, his ego explodes in nines.
Alfalfa Sprout, there is no doubt of your double-faced broom draw
And your slinky stinky tail, to which I saw "nevermore!"
"You will be mine, a trout sublime,
I will get you with my claws"
Alfalfa Sprout, mouth of clout and never any time.

So he draws them near, never in fear, of fetid metal claw.
He plays to the windsire and prays to the trees in the sun-light magic moar.

He plays to the fantons
Mr Spirridk Spuranden
Par-lays to the parlaps
Raised home dome with meat flaps
Parties with the foonpats
Mystical hood rats
and stays with the treelog
Home of Nester the Warthog

Alfalfa Sprout, you mighty trout, you know what life's all about.
but when I go to buy your lessons, the bookstore is all sold out.